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Henry Lien – Author/Surrealist Sympathizer

BILINGUAL
by
Henry Lien
First published in The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, March/April 2015,
edited by C.C. Finlay. Reprinted with permission from Spilogale, Inc.
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From: Dr. Robert J. Hendricks, Ph.D., Chief Executive Officer, Seatopia San Domingo, Inc.
To: David Blumenthal, Esq., Director, Department of Legal Affairs, Seatopia San Domingo, Inc.
Date: March 14, 2014
Re: Security Breach Incident 14-124
This memorandum requests clearance from Department of Legal Affairs for Seatopia San Domingo, Inc., to issue official responses at 11 a.m. Pacific Time, March 18, 2014, to inquiries from CNN, the New York Times, Wired magazine, the Huffington Post, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, entertainment personality Kesha, and the SETI Institute regarding sixteen-year-old park guest and San Domingo resident Akari Yamaguchi, her Twitter feed, and the existence of the Dolphin Meme. This memorandum also requests clearance for Seatopia San Domingo, Inc., to file the previously proposed reports with the San Domingo Police Department against Miss Yamaguchi for criminal claims including trespass and animal cruelty, and with the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Homeland Security for investigation of conspiracy and suspected terrorist activity. This memorandum also requests the Department of Legal Affairs to advise on status of filing of civil complaint against Miss Yamaguchi for trespass, defamation, etc.
Per request, only “tweets” relevant to the Dolphin Meme from Miss Yamaguchi’s “Twitter” feed dated November 1, 2013, through March 1, 2014, before deletion of account attached hereto. To view all “tweets” and replies and non-Dolphin Meme “tweets”, please send request to Seatopia Department of Optics and Public Relations.
**** Thank you for helping us help you help Seatopia San Domingo continue to be the Greatest and Safest Family Entertainment and Educational Attraction on the Wet Coast! ****

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 1
OMG just watched The Cove, worse than Blackfish, can’t stop crying. CAN’T JUST SIT BY AND DO NOTHING. #Tweet4Taiji #RT

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 1
Dolphins fight off sharks to protect surfers. today.com/id/21689083/site/todayshow/ns/today-today_news/t/dolphins-save-surfer-becoming-sharks-bait/#.UPx-XHy9KSN

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Mara Khan @FauxhemianGirl Nov 1
Dolphins rescue drowning sailors, other cetaceans, even dogs. savethewhales.org/Dolphins_Rescuing_Humans.html

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 1
.@FauxhemianGirl And men in Taiji spear them to death every year. I feel sick. #Tweet4Taiji

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 2
Spending the day at Seatopia. Crying and apologizing to the dolphins. #Tweet4Taiji

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 2
4 new rescue dolphins. Not going to be performers. Going into interaction tank. #Tweet4Taiji #StopDolphinSwims

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 2
.@LukeStreetwalkr To crowd source getting them used to people so they can give finrides to tourists 10 hrs/day till they die. Sick.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 2
One of them named Pippa, stayed away from others, looked traumatized. Poor girl. What have you been through? #Tweet4Taiji #StopDolphinSwims

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Monique Lopez @GLaDOSKnite Nov 6
Aquatic parks go to dolphin drives, pick dolphins they want, let fishermen slaughter the rest. orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/orl-story-the-cove-condemns-marine-parks,0,1580232.story

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 7
.@GLaDOSKnite Bet ur right, Pippa traumatized cuz she came from Taiji or other drive, watched whole pod get hacked to pieces. #Tweet4Taiji

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 9
Bought annual pass to Seatopia today. Hated giving them my money. #StopShitopia

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 9
.@degrassegirl Sorry didn’t know yr uncle worked at Seatopia. I know there must be good people there but what they’re doing is wrong. Period

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 12
Been going to Seatopia to see Pippa after school. She is soooo smart. #DolphinIQ #Tweet4Taiji

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Rachelle Rosen @degrassegirl Nov 12
Seatopia trainers teach dolphins to bring any litter they find in their pool to trade for fish! #DolphinIQ

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 12
.@degrassegirl Saw that! Watched Pippa find paper cup in their pool. Instead of taking it to trainer, hid it under rock at bottom of pool.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 12
.@degrassegirl When trainer walked into area, she went down and tore off piece of cup to trade for a fish! #DolphinIQ

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 14
OMG Pippa traded piece of litter for fish then used fish to lure gull into pool. #DolphinIQ

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 14
.@degrassegirl Yeah forgot to take pic. She grabbed gull and gave to trainer! Trainer so blown away, gave Pippa half bucket fish. #DolphinIQ

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 18
Hadn’t visited Pippa in few days. When I got there, what I saw totes slayed me.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 18
.@degrassegirl Dolphins all trading litter for fish! Using fish 2 catch gulls 2 trade 4 more fish! PIPPA TAUGHT THEM! THEY TEACH EACH OTHER!

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 18
.@degrassegirl Pippa swam over. Looked me in the eye. There was a sentient being in there. It was sooo clear. NOT ALL PERSONS ARE HUMAN.

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Ann Cho @DianFoxxey Nov 19
SETI says we should talk to dolphins to learn about extraterrestrial life. Dibs! www.space.com/12811-dolphin-intelligence-search-extraterrestrial-life.html #DolphinIQ

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 20
If we can’t stop men in Taiji from murdering dolphins, maybe we can teach dolphins to stay away from Taiji. #Tweet4Taiji

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 21
Hashtags are great but action > hashtags, hafta find out how to say in dolphin “Humans murder dolphins in Taiji. Tell others.”

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Nov 22
Prolly no tweets for a while. Think I have an idea.

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Cecilia Tanaka @SissySpaceshyp Dec 15
Dolphins can understand our gestures, sounds, even iPad. They are naturally bilingual. speakdolphin.com/home.cfm #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 15
.@SissySpaceshyp And whale populations can spread a “hit” whale song around the globe in few weeks! Dolphins, too? sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/04/110414131444.htm

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 15
We need to make a bulletin board in the ocean to post a warning on for the dolphins to spread as a meme. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 15
.@DianFoxxey Yeah or else something like “Death. In that direction. Tell others.” #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 15
.@DianFoxxey “Death” – audio clip of massacre from “The Cove”. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 15
.@DianFoxxey “In That Direction” – image of a hand pointing on an iPad. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 15
.@DianFoxxey “Tell others” – audio clip from Seatopia. This is gonna be the hard one. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
Anyone know who might donate/lend Solar-Powered Directional Surface Marker Buoys with GPS to keep it pointed at Taiji? #RT #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
Anyone know anyone at Apple recycling? Need old iPads and speakers, hooked up to buoys’ solar power supply. #RT #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
It’ll all go in clear waterproof container that won’t harm marine life, can be retrieved. Anyone know peeps at Pelican Case or IKEA? #RT

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
.@CerseiCanister Great idea, thnx so much! And just checked out yr site. No wonder ur the top Tupperware Sales Consultant in Baltimore!

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
.@degrassegirl I wish, but we can’t legally get boat near Taiji to put bulletin boards in the cove. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
.@degrassegirl International waters=12 nautical miles=13.8 miles.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
.@degrassegirl 3.14×13.8×2=86.66 miles. 180 degree radius around Taiji, so half the circumference. So wall of bulletin boards=43.33 miles.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
.@degrassegirl Sound travels 5x further in seawater than air.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 16
.@degrassegirl So only need 1 bulletin board per 1/8 mile. So only need 347 of them. This is totes doable! #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 19
.@degrassegirl Hardest part gonna be finding someone with boat to go plant buoys in intl waters, worry about that later. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 20
Hey I got accepted into CalTech! Cool! But more interested in Dolphin Meme project right now.

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Ann Cho @DianFoxxey Dec 21
OMG watched The Cove tonight. Cant sleep. Sound of those dolphin squeals and squeaks in my head all night. Been crying all night.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 21
.@DianFoxxey Squeals and pulsed squeaks mean distress. THEY ARE SCREAMS. Hey DM me if u need to talk, k? Hugs.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 21
.@DianFoxxey Can’t watch ever again, but had to buy it on iTunes cuz I needed audio clip of dolphins screaming while being stabbed to death.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
Spent day testing out first piece of Dolphin Meme at Seatopia. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl No it was raining so no one there. Pressed my brother’s iPad against tank glass and played audio clip of massacre in Taiji.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl All 4 dolphins swam over to hear it, became agitated, fled. THEY UNDERSTOOD.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl I know. Felt like throwing up. But had to confirm that clip said “death” in dolphin. I begged dolphins to forgive me.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl Yeah, all 4 dolphins fled after I played the clip, but Pippa came back.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl She was clearly agitated, but kept nosing glass where iPad was. Ever seen her do that?

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl Totes agree, she is SOOO brave. And she was trying to tell me something.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl So then I tried playing back audio clip again. Pippa began to repeat back same squeals and pulsed squeaks!

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl Pippa knew something the other dolphins didn’t. SHE HAD WITNESSED MURDER BEFORE. She is so beautiful and so brave.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Dec 23
.@degrassegirl She began knocking into glass, trainers pissed, called in Seatopia Security, SS tried to take my iPad but I ran.

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Cecilia Tanaka @SissySpaceshyp Jan 2
Dolphins don’t have hands but are one of few animals that understand pointing even if never seen a hand before! bit.ly/1miUkbZ

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 2
.@SissySpaceshyp I know, amazing! And they can do this even if it’s just a disembodied hand, even if just on a TV.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 2
.@SissySpaceshyp They can do this EVEN IF IT IS THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE SEEN A TV! bit.ly/1wxno5n

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
Went back to Seatopia today to get second piece of Dolphin Meme. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@FauxhemianGirl Didn’t see you! I was there just after lunch so just missed u. Coulda used yr help.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@FauxhemianGirl That was me! I hid over near one side of tank. Pulled out iPad, dolphins saw it and all stayed away except Pippa.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@degrassegirl Totes agree. She wanted to communicate with me. Cuz she knew that I knew what she had witnessed.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@SissySpaceshyp U were totes right! I pressed iPad to tank wall, played video of hand pointing to the left. She instinctively looked left!

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@CerseiCanister I thought the exact same thing. Dolphins have innate GPS based on earth’s magnetic fields. www.dolphin-institute.org/resource_guide/dolphin_perception.htm

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@CerseiCanister Pippa prolly knew exactly in what direction lay the place where her pod was murdered, thousands of miles away. Her home.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@DianFoxxey ok ok! So I told her I was sorry. Then I played the audio clip again.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@DianFoxxey Then I played video of hand pointing and positioned iPad so it pointed due west, in direction of Taiji.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@DianFoxxey Pippa began to chatter excitedly but did not emit distress squeaks.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@DianFoxxey She was excited cuz she knew I knew where she came from, where her pod was killed. IN THAT DIRECTION. WHERE THE HAND POINTED.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@DianFoxxey I hated it, too. So much. But it worked. We had the 2nd piece of the Dolphin Meme. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@degrassegirl Yes. Dolphins will have to triangulate 347 pointers pointing “In That Direction” at Taiji and translate it to each other.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 6
.@degrassegirl I almost didn’t! The trainers saw me with iPad and started to come over but I was outa there.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 10
So angry at Dad. Told him about my project. He said Americans eat cows and shouldn’t tell Japanese what to do. #StuffStupidParentsSay

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 11
K, yeah it sucks that Americans nuked Japan. But don’t take it out on the dolphins. #GetOverIt

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 11
Japanese are proud of all the wrong things. Is it possible to be proud of who you are and hate it at the same time?

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 18
After week of not speaking to him, Dad came & said he didn’t understand why this issue hurt me so much but he would hear what I had to say.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 19
Dad heard me out. Got thru 2 him. HE UNDERSTOOD. Luv U Dad.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 27
OMG. Hayden Panetierre tweeted about my project, followers went from 80 to like 7k. Thank you, Hayden. We can be heroes!

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 29
Tweeps I need like a dozen of you WITH PHONES to meet me at Seatopia San Domingo at Dolphin Point 10AM on Sat 02/01. #RT #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Jan 31
K, we have posse of 18 dolphin selfie girls confirmed to give me cover 02/01 to get 3rd piece of Dolphin Meme! #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
Trainers and SS didn’t seem to recognize me today, I deployed my posse. They try to climb in pool to take underwater selfies. Instant chaos.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@GLaDOSKnite Sorry about your phone, but u were AMAZING. Thnx. No one paid attn to me so I could play hoop toss with Pippa.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@GLaDOSKnite Every time she tossed to me, I held it. She made sound which I assumed meant “Give Me Hoop” and I recorded it.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@GLaDOSKnite When she tossed hoop to the side, @FauxhemianGirl caught it. Pippa kept making “Give Me Hoop” sound.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@GLaDOSKnite I opened my hands, showed her I didn’t have it.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@degrassegirl I know I totes was thinking of just the trainers, and the SS came in on the other side and took me in for “loitering”!

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@degrassegirl SS threatened to confiscate my iPad & fone next time. Prolly can’t ask your uncle but do u know if they can legally do that?

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@degrassegirl I asked if they could confirm that Pippa didn’t come from dolphin drive in Taiji.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@degrassegirl I know, prolly shouldn’t have said that. But I was more pissed than scared.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 1
.@degrassegirl SS were saying 1 more incident, I’d be banned from Seatopia, turned over to authorities blah blah blah. Whatevs. Get a life.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 5
OMG OMG OMG!! Ke$ha retweeted Hayden’s tweet. Followers jumped to 29k in 3 days! Thank U! U walk in light! #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 7
Got emails today from Taiwanese directional buoy manufacturer who wants to talk after Ke$ha RT. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 9
Been talking with Korean speaker manufacturer. They heard about Ke$ha RT, wanna talk with me about it! #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 11
Tupperware wants in! Thank you for the connect @CerseiCanister! #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 16
Got email today from powerON, admins Apple’s recycling program. Want to FT with me re donating old iPads!!! #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 18
Thought SS might be stalking my feed but then looked & whoever does their sad little Twitter can barely tell a tablet from an Etch A Sketch.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 20
’lo? Any creepy SS lurkers receiving me? Good. Now, how many starfish from Seatopia petting pool can I fit in my backpack?

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 22
Kaboo the Killer Whale is lesbian & on 02/24 we are gonna release 100 gallons of pink vegetable dye into her tank at Seatopia San Domingo.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 25
K, so since I am not like in police custody now, I think it’s safe to assume that Seatopia Security isn’t lurking on my feed.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 26
Just logged on. I’m like O. M. G. 80,047 followers!! #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi retweeted
Cecilia Tanaka @SissySpaceshyp Feb 26
Dolphins have uhhmazing grasp of grammar. dolphin-institute.org/our_research/dolphin_research/understandinglanguage.htm
#DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 26
.@SissySpaceshyp We’ll use their grammar capability to isolate and translate into dolphin what we need for the meme. bit.ly/1rsuRm1

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Feb 27
Need bunch of Asian girls to meet at Seatopia Sat 03/01 3pm. @SissySpaceshyp @DianFoxxey Prolly last time I’ll get in there. #RT #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
K teenage Asian girl clone army of 58 ready to march on Seatopia San Domingo tomorrow to get last piece for Dolphin Meme. #DolphinMeme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Here to Utopia B without Haslin me about my underpass

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Stupid Siri voice input meant to say here at sea Topia can’t believe it there hassling me about my annual pass.

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Hey can’t send replies using one touch Siri voice going to reply with new tweets and DM me to reply and keep refreshing my feed

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Must had alert out for my number in special guest line now waiting for SS

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I have four 20s in case they try to deny my annual pass but better take photo of serial numbers totes don’t trust anyone have cash

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
SS arrive and say my pass expired holding up the whole line I give them four 20s to buy day pass

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
OMG they’re claiming I only gave them three 20 dollar bills but then I read back serial numbers

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Everyone in line is watching end the SS have no choice but to let me in that’s karma you evil shits : P

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
K I’m in the park

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I need group of dolphins posse girls to create distraction at Kaboo stadium pretend you dropped your phones in pool

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Dolphin posse girls lemme know when north passage into dolphin point is clear

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Come on is it clear yet I need some eyes here Arab Spring for the dolphins

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
K I’m in at dolphin pt I need like for teen girls in here with me

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I meant 14 girls

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I need like 8 girls to go over and hassle trainers about Groupons for free swim with dolphins try to climb into the water

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
K I have Pippa to myself again tossing hoop to me she tosses off bounds and at Diane foxy pics of poop

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Picks up hoop stupid Siri

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Pippa keeps making give me hoop sound but I show her my empty hands

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
She makes give me hoop sound and then adds another sound at the end and looks at at Diane foxy with the hoop

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Pippa is telling me to tell her to give me hoop

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I record a whole sound on my iPad than edit out the give me hoop

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
The portion of the phrase left over after I edit out the give me hoop part must mean tell others

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
K I am going to put the three pieces of the dolphin meme together

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I played to Pippa the dolphin word for death the audio clip of the massacre

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I played to her the dolphin word for in that direction the video clip of the hand pointing to wear her pod was massacred in Japan

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I played to her the edit portion that meant tell others

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Death in that direction tell others

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
She swimming over to the others she’s telling them they are all becoming agitated they

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Oh my God it works it totes works oh my god we have the last piece of the message to start the dolphin meme

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Just got DM from at sissy spaceship that SS past her at otter stadium coming straight at me

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
She said SS walkie-talkie chatter said they’re looking for Asian girl with long hair and blue windbreaker with iPad near Dauphin point

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I need diversion at main entrance to dolphin point so I can sneak out emergency exit

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Pippa comes back she pressing the melon of her head flat against tank glass

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Oh my God she repeated the three parts of the dolphin meme back to me

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
She was telling me to tell others and tell everyone about how her family wear all killed about the massacre in Japan to save other dolphins

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
I pressed my face against the glass told her that I was telling others right now telling more people than she ever know existed right now

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
She knows that there is nothing I can do for her now to save her from the life that she will be but she wants me to save others

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Wish I knew how to say goodbye in dolphin and thank you I will never forget you oh my god this has just been totes traumagic

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
K got to stop crying if I can tweet under heat I can pull it together now

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Where are the SS now come on I need my posse girls to guide me out give me some eyes here

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Headed to Kaboo stadium toward park entrance but SS coming at me I am trapped

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Which way clear give me some eyes here

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Hiding in bathroom at Rescue pool trying to send tell others audio clip but to big to email no audio uploads on Twitter

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Trapped in bathroom SS right outside I need someone to go to gift shop and buy me plastic scissors shaped like Kaboo

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
AudioClips foretell others in dolphin uploaded to dropbox here’s the link everyone download it hurry [Security Note—link currently leads to 404 error code, deleted account]

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Oh my God totes ridiculous to be checking emails now but just got email Kesha offered to charter boat dolphin meme ready to launch

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Thanks for scissors at Degrasse girl didn’t know you were in the park don’t want to get you in trouble with your uncle

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Just cut off my hair in bathroom turned reversible windbreaker inside out walk right past SS

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Just past bat ray feeding pool SS just walked right past me good thing all us Asians all look same

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Gonna dump phone into pool under stupid manta roller coaster to erase info

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
Should probably dump my brothers iPad in there to oh my god he is so going to kill me

Akari Yamaguchi @DolphinMemeGirl Mar 1
K final tweet thank you all so much I’m telling others Pippa I’m telling others right now who will tell others who will tell the world

From: David Blumenthal, Esq., Director, Department of Legal Affairs, Seatopia San Domingo, Inc.
To: Dr. Robert J. Hendricks, Ph.D., Chief Executive Officer, Seatopia San Domingo, Inc.
CC: Board of Directors, Seatopia San Domingo, Inc.
Date: March 17, 2014
Re: Security Breach Incident 14-124
Dear Dr. Hendricks,
Thank you for your memorandum dated March 14, 2014. This reply memorandum confirms that the Department of Legal Affairs has reviewed the evidence and the requests made in your memorandum. Legal Affairs declines to authorize any of the memorandum’s requests, as discussed further in the attached memorandum of points and authorities. Miss Yamaguchi and her associates have violated no laws. No civil or criminal legal action shall be taken against Miss Yamaguchi. I repeat. No civil or criminal legal action shall be taken against Miss Yamaguchi. Any action in contravention of this legal counsel shall expose Seatopia San Domingo, Inc., to claims for malicious prosecution and harassment.
In response to the requests from news organizations and other individuals and organizations, please find attached Legal Affairs’ draft press release entitled “PRSeatopiaDenounceTaiji03-16-14D.doc,” which Legal Affairs strongly urges the Board of Directors to deem final and immediately release.
Please find attached Legal Affairs’ proposed campaign plan entitled “CPSeatopiaCares03-16-14.PPT,” which Legal Affairs strongly urges the Board of Directors to deem final and immediately implement.
Please find attached Legal Affairs’ draft offer of internship at the Seatopia San Domingo Rescue and Release Dolphin Research Station entitled “EAInternshipYamaguchiAkari03-16-14.doc,” which Legal Affairs strongly urges the Board of Directors to deem final and immediately send.
Please keep in mind that any actions any officer or director takes against advice of counsel can legally be considered in the assessment of the officer’s or director’s performance of his or her duties and may expose such officers or directors to removal, or civil or criminal liability.
Sincerely,
David Blumenthal, Esq.
Director, Department of Legal Affairs
Seatopia San Domingo, Inc.